The reason for needing tough school stationery…

To keep up with the latest trends!

Shameful Defeat!

Today’s inauspicious morning brought a lot of humiliation to my delicate pride.I was in the kitchen with my brother and we decided to have a competition.The one who made better half fry eggs would obey the other for the rest of the day.

In the photograph below which was taken this morning are two eggs.One is a half fry egg while the other is something that was cooked with an intent to make a half fry egg.

To my greatest misfortune, the lower one is my brother’s while the one above it, belongs to me.

This photo irks me a lot and sends a wave of nausea through my body.I had to eat my ‘Half fry egg’, which was adorned with scrapings of the skillet instead of salt.

 

Self-defense

I saw this bluish wasp for the first time with bulging eyes, appreciating God’s creativity and nature’s wondrous imagination.But then, all of a sudden it started flying and was accompanied by another of it’s kind.This triggered my self-defense reflex, I went nuts…

PICKED UP DA SWATTER AND ELECTROCUTED THE DUO.I regretted this later, I could’ve acted less violently.This is how the poor creatures are at the moment-

Not the most delicious snack I’ve had…

How do you enjoy a Sunday eve? I decided to celebrate the once-in-a-week occasion with some scrumptious ‘chaat’.

It is one of the most popular snacks in India and every 9 out 10 Indians have a liking for it.Unfortunately, yesterday my chaat wasn’t in its best condition…

How it should’ve been-

Hot, aromatic and mouth watering….

 

How it actually was the previous night-

Cold,smelly and despicable…

Rocked me up!

A few days ago on a Tuesday evening I was jigging every part of my body with a pillow stuffed into my shirt as the song played.I drummed my chest like king-kong and mouthed the lyrics with great intensity.

I bet you can imagine me dancing…

My modus operandi when I’m asked to clear a certain area of my room.Like…the bed!

When I’m asked to tidy up MY room this ALWAYS happens…

The area to be cleaned-

All other places in the vicinity which were NOT to be cleaned-

 

A little later…

I thought when mom would see all that, she’d be furious and I’d be like…

So I did this…

Chores, I hate them! Mom, too strong to be disobeyed…

This morning mom asked me to tidy the house because Madhu aunty had to leave early.

I thought about starting immediately after she’d left but couldn’t resist the temptation to postpone these despicable tasks.So, right now this is the situation…